C'mere Captain Ahab...

I have to admit to a bit of a crush on Biffy Clyro's Simon Neil. He reminds me of the scruffy little knacker in school who was incredibly charming and sexy while being a scruffy little knacker!

But what on earth has happened to him! I think the shipwrecked sailor look is catching on....mmm.

Well, I really wouldn't mind find this on the beach in the morning...