Switch this...

Jason...ah Jason... keep the beard... You are so hot without it, you know you are but with? Holy moly balls!

Hairy Bateman > Shavey Bateman.

HOLY MOTHER OF DIVINE TWANGIES!!!

Now, I know there was a post done here on Mr. Gerard Butler and his beard 

that actually made me do a double take at this man. And then...

...the other night I happened to see the first half of his film 300...
(before the brutality and gore became too much for us ladies! But first we did get an eyeful of THIS!)

...and holy mother of sweet divine TWANGIES!!!...

...WTF!!!...

....I swear to god I nearly fell off my chair....

...and as for what he gets up to with his lovely Queen...

...*THUD*...

Jake Sully...

...You ain't no baby!